You guys, I think if we all chip in we can move Salutation Island. It’s only $125,000,000—so if we split the cost, we should be good.
Clash, I have made a grave mistake. I read the comments on the Lifehacker “Me too/I will” post and they are such trash. The top comment is literally a “what about the men?” comment. I cannot. People suck. That is all.
It’s Friday the 13th! Spooky~times have come mid month for Halloween & the FFF Snout Selectors are a~shcared of you buncha dirty animal lovers. Still, we can’t wait to see what fresh hell you bring to us today :)
So this is my last day visiting my mom and I’ve spent the majority of my time going through my old stuff trying to get rid of things. There’s lots of very embarrassing things. You all can decide which one is the most embarrassing.
I’m amused that a man is the opening night speaker at this Women’s Convention. Brought to you by the makers of Women’s March. Do you think Jez or Splinter will cover this with any type of scrutiny?
Sooooooooo Lifehacker did a post yesterday on mansplaining. I guess it is now the end times y’all.
Didn’t Jezebel already cover the topic of Iggy Azalea’s career, rather extensively? Why yes, almost a month ago. Do we need to hear it elaborated on, aurally, in part by Megan “Smoldering Cigarette Dropped on a Pile of Dirty Laundry©” Reynolds?
I said that I will watch 27 Dresses whenever it’s on?
Welcome to October, everyone! It’s the month for warm shades of orange, red and yellow, and the beginnings of sweater weather. It’s the month of pumpkin spice EVERYthing (I may have had a few PSLs already). And of course, it’s the month of Halloween and Día de los Muertos! I can’t wait to see what costumes y’all have…
Things that shouldn’t exist on Kinja but for some reason do:
I haven’t been here in a long, long while. I’m back to say goodbye to Tom Petty. It’s my fault, Tom. I forgot to put you on the list of people over the age of 50 who are not allowed to die. I’m so sorry. I loved your music. I hope you’re with Roy Orbison and George Harrison.
Do a google image search for Mira Sorvino and see if maaaaayyybe she doesn’t think she has a good side and has been working it for twenty-some years.
What are movies that you will always watch when they are shown on tv? My (probably incomplete) list—in no particular order—below:
Who knew that gay sex parties could be so boring? Or maybe it’s just the way Rich writes?
This was the perfect ending to a trash season.
Credit where it’s orangely due, Donald Trump has, according to my careful research, successfully stimulated the economy.
Remember when Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski stood against ACA repeal and Trumpcare/Wealthcare from the beginning and were shouted down, disowned by their own party, and physically threatened with violence from male colleagues?
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