“Behind the rainbows, behind the love slogans, there is a faction. They might only be a fringe, but they are incredibly active and toxic, this is not just a US thing. And they will not cease until all ‘normies’ obey and worship them.”
Someone hijacking a post about cults on Lifehacker to air his grievances about how OMG MEAN!!!! the scary Gawker and Jezebel feminists are.
I’m excited about the new Twin Peaks, so of course I read the piece on The Muse where they rewatched Fire Walk with Me and talked about it. I did not expect the amount of eyerolling that was pulled out of me when reading Rich’s thoughts on the matter.
You may or may not recall this post, where I shared the strange/death inducing eating habits of a coworker. Well folks, there are some new developments.
At the store today, a lady asked me to help her with the coin star machine. After demonstrating how to do it, she made me kiss her.
This is just getting out of hand now.
Steve Harvey is moving his show to LA from Chicago and is getting a lot of shit in the Chicago press. So much so that I’m going to term this as a (nonviolent) Chicago Goodbye*: it’s when someone leaves a room and you talk a bunch of shit about them. Read this glorious list of grievances and the original blog post that…
This weekend, I commented in a post that I had once had a laparoscopic appendectomy and that I consequently bled on my mattress. That comment received seventeen stars, to date.
I truly do not understand these posts. Either I am some kind of savant (unlikely) who is capable of getting my work done without the use of multiple apps, PGP encryption, or having 7,000 different calendars or I’m some kind of idiot (possible!) in a job that isn’t very hard (most definitely) that requires little color…
Some of you may remember (and most of you don’t care) that I got all pissy and left a while back, but the nice people in the white coats say I’m all better now and quite frankly I’ve got a lot of pent up ramblings and nowhere to post.
Yes or No: People who choose the bathroom stall (or urinal, I guess) right next to an occupied stall, when every other stall is unoccupied, are psychotic.
Hey ClashTalkers Hey! There was a great article over the weekend about the LA/Mexican connection to Morrissey , and it started my thinking of how much I loved Morrissey as a kid. It seemed weird at the time, but looking back at KROQ (shout out to LA), it all makes sense now.
Just blowing spitfire anti-dog and anti-booze takes on Deadspin where, for what it’s worth, one of the goddamned most adorable celebrity dogs is chilling.
https://goo.gl/images/3k1P1c only the best events have ball pits. I wonder how much time 500 dollars would get me in a ball pit. #dashconneverforget
Your favorite author continues to make your day.
This man cannot swear. He does not have the ear for it.
Also: Why does Jezebel employ Rich Juzwiak?
Change it back Kinja Overlords. That is all.