God bless Caity Weaver and her colleagues for giving Paula Deen the following noms de beurre:

—Rapidly decaying Georgia peach Paula Deen
—the doyenne of diabetes, celebrity chef Paula Deen
—The Dowager Butterworth, Paula Deen
—Buttery crusader Paula Deen
—fried Crisco drumstick Paula Deen

And this headline from HamNo: "Paula Deen Is a Greasy Villain"