Forget the fact that he's filthy rich and distractingly handsome. He also enjoys American football and plays in a fantasy league, with a team called Barkevious Mingo's Mum. And he says things like, "And in that league I have the Cleveland defense as well, and they had an amazing game the other day against Buffalo, so I’m incredibly grateful to the Cleveland defense, Barkevious Mingo and his mother."

A marriage proposal probably isn't coming my way, but maybe if he needs someone to cook or write snarky comments online while living on his estate...