If so, you need to read Mallory Ortberg's latest Letter from Chris Kimball. It is a masterpiece. Actually, everyone needs to read this.
I've never seen a Vermonter run for anything. They just figure that whatever it is, they'll eventually catch up with it, or it'll catch up with them. No point moving so fast you catch something's attention, out here in Vermont, where the hills bury any sounds a body can make. The hills like for things to stay quiet, here in Vermont, and the hills have been around long enough to know how to get just what they want.