Oh crap, we’ve got a special Tuesday night eviction episode of Big Brother. It’s still going? Did they really make this season longer, or does it just feel like it? Well it has to be over SOON, doesn’t it?

When we left off on Sunday, some stuff happened that I don’t really care about because Frankie Grande was on that episode, and fuck Frankie Grande. The gist of it is that Johnny Mac won the POV and took himself off the block. Vanessa put Austin up as a replacement, and that leads us to tonight. Will we have our first split vote of the season, which would make Vanessa have to hop into that pool of blood one more time? Or will it be yet another unanimous vote to send Steve or Austin out of the house? Find out tonight at 8/7 central as we limp along to the finish of BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.