I broke into my emergency chocolate stash. But it's coffee and cacao nib: that's like a breakfast, right? One of my best friends is having an emergency and just asked if she can stay at my house tonight. Despite our closeness, she's not seen my current squalid state. Unlike Chloe Weber's alien, mine has just left uncolorful papers, crafting crap and clothes all over the place.

So how's your day going?

It's not even 10am and I've already had a square of chocolate