So I hear the Kwik Shop's been razed. In its place, I propose a department store, a la Macy's, with specific managers of certain departments. Managers of said departments:
Thunder Lips: Boner Dept. Manager.
Jenn: Cocktail Mixer Manager.
BP: Arm Refitting Manager.
Yukon: Sports Memorabilia Dept.
Applications being taken for other key departments; apply below.