Do you charge your phone? Sleep closest to the door so your wife doesn’t get raped/murdered? Use Irish Spring? Have a daughter?!?! EAT STEAK?!?!?

You, too, might be a Modern Man according to that most manly of all publications, The New York Times!

Just follow these simple 27 steps to re/affirm your modern manliness! Small daughters and discharged phones not included.

Now go forth and be fruitful in the comments, if you’re MANLY enough!