I have a confession, ClashTalkers: I tie my shoes wrong.

I've been tying my shoes like a bunny (make the ears and then cross the ears and loop theough!). But, it's wrong. (The gif shows the right way to tie.)

So, ClashTalkers: what's your secret shameful no-good wrongness? What are you just really bad at, no matter how hard you try? As always, put your answers in the replies! Maybe we can crowd source solutions!