"If you think about it, using toilet paper without moist wipes isn't much different than trying to wash your car without water." In other words, we're all filthy buggers and Cottonelle is here to save us (from ourselves).

The toilet paper industry has finally brought out backup for Terrence "baby wipes" Howard's fear of buttholes. They've started a campaign to convince folks that using dry toilet paper is no longer sufficient. No, we need to use baby wipes, and to prove it, here are the commercials: https://www.cottonelle.com/test-your-clea…

I'm afraid to ask what they are using as the cleaning solution. Butt windex? Yes, please! Hopefully, it's something that reacts pleasantly with my shame cave.