How do you solve a problem like Leah?
How do you create a newsletter and send?
How do you find the word that means Leah?
A blogger? An annotator? A sham?

Many a thing you know you’d like to tweet her.
Many a thing she pretends to understand.
But how do you make her go away and forget to tweet today?
How do you send a newsletter as planned?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Leah?
How do you hold a pipe dream in your hand?