One of my girls just got sentenced to have a creepy computerized baby for a weekend in order to teach her a lesson about getting it on before age 18.

This shit seems creepy to me. I don't see how this is going to drill it into the girl's head that she needs to insist on condoms. Like any other condition of probation, it's an obligation she has to get through and that's how she'll see it. Let's hope it works, though...