From Dodai's "Long Island Medium" story:

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As someone who once went on a brief but passionate Long Island Medium bender and shed copious amounts of tears throughout, this is v. disappointing for me. This world is a cruel place with definitely not enough ghosts in it. (Also, on a more serious note: it's horrible to take advantage of grieving people like that!!!!!)

1. "v. disappointing"?

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2. Five exclamation points? Is she bffs with Taylor Swift?

And of course there's this masterpiece of eloquence: