Hey all! So, I'm still stuck here in the hospital with these lovely large holes in my stomach, an inflamed gallbladder, gallstones, a colitis attack, and now pancreatitis. With NuRoommate and her craziness discharged, and no new roommate, things here are pretty damn boring. Watching old school Law & Order on my laptop after pushing the dilaudid PCA pump only takes up so much time, ya know...

Anyone have stories, funny things, etc., they'd like to share with the class? Please!