As goes the Super Bowl, so goes life. Trump and his acolytes will always win. I vowed not to watch the game. Then I heard that Atlanta was up 21-0. So I said, “Fuck yeah, I’ll watch these evil motherfuckers lose!”

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Yeah.

Fuck everything. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I duck fuck fuck ducking xoxkwucing suck duck.

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Duck duckitty fuck fuck fuck. Duck dicksu k duck fick fuck.

Another drink for me fuck you duck fuck fuck.