I swear I have never ever been interested in a video game more complex than say, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, but somehow or another I found out about the premise of BioShock Infinite and now I can't stop thinking about it. The only problem is I don't have/access to any game consoles or a PC powerful enough to play it. I also don't have a lot of cash to drop on these kinds of things, but ugh, I NEED to check this shit out. Someone shoot me now.