Remember Ghost World? The central characters meet through a missed connections ad. I was reminded of that today when a former colleague phoned me to vent because she wanted to find the person who jammed the photocopier (it's the final week of teaching here). Her missed connection would have been something like, "We must have passed in the hallway because the plastic was still burning when I tried to use the machine. I'd like us to meet. I will melt a transparency in the sandwich press and then jam it through your internal organs, [expletives redacted]." Sounds like fun. I was wondering if that would work for internet commenting. Is there anyone you've wanted to have a more meaningful connection with, but the opportunity went by? Remedy it here. Get it off your chest.