This place needs to be ship shape and Bristol fashion by the time I get home from work, you hear me! And for God's sake can someone help Deadly down from that light fitting he's clinging to, or at least poke him with a stick or something. Get the food dye out of the pond and remove the poop from the laundry basket. And I don't know who's underwear that is, stuffed down the back of the settee but it's funking the place up.