Whatever is happening in your world, just know that somewhere today, a 37 year-old white man with two kids, a mortgage and crippling self-doubt got diarrhea'd on while eating a cheeseburger in the middle of a restaurant—the result of what, in retrospect, was a poorly conceived decision to let his mildly ill four year-old sit on his lap while they ate their lunch.

Just take from that what you need.