I don't know when this happened but I felt compelled to acknowledge it (thanks Empress!) and greet you all. Here's what happened to me today: my nephew, world renowned for never spitting up after eating, spit up all over my shirt before I went to work. Here's what happened after that: I had to host an sex ed outreach to high school students in which I had to answer questions about anal sex in front of my long time mentor. It's been a day.