Don't get six months worth of allergy shots in two days. I know, I know, you were probably all like, "Ooh, that sounds like a great idea. I'm gonna ask Santa for that instead of that chocolate statue of Idris Elba and that bathrobe with extra booze pockets I've been eyeing." DON'T DO THAT.

I JUST THREW UP IN MY SLIPPERS.

I CAN ONLY COMMUNICATE MY MISERY THROUGH LINDYCAPS. I THINK I MIGHT BE STUCK THIS WAY NOW.