Evidently Gawker’s crack legal team believes that being 41 and still having over $27,000 in student loan debt is punishment enough, and is using that line of reasoning to justify their request to have Albert J. “AJ” Daulerio’s punitive damages (stemming from Gawker’s unsuccessful performance in their Battle Royale with Hulk Hogan) reduced from $100,000 to a mere $100.

Given that Daulerio should easily find a position befitting his skills in either the housekeeping or food-service industries, “AJ” should be able to work off that $100 in just a few weeks - if the court accepts Gawker’s generous settlement offer.