As some of you may recall, I have posted before about my high school years as an Action Park ride attendant. Then the Concourse ran this feature yesterday which could have been my ONE CHANCE at Deadspin glory but apparently I missed out.

Anyway, check this out if you missed it like I did; Action Park is the stuff of legend, a really crazy fucking unsafe place with absentee owners, so so SO poorly run you would not believe it.

Action Park employee AMA in the comments if you care to inquire.