I'm not all that crazy about the "sharing someone else's stuff" thing—I don't have a moral objection to it; it's just not my style, but a shaky, sticky tip of the hat to GlibandBitchy over on Crosstalk for this. I had no idea this was a competition, but now that I know...you old bastards better watch out next year, since age and experience be hanged, I will bury you. You hear me? Bury you.

Vilas County News-Review: "Great Northern Jerk-Off Celebrates 20th Anniversary with 38 Entries."