The Deadspin writers are bidding farewell to Tommy Craggs in the usual DS fashion, by enumerating the ways in which he is a failure as a writer and a person. One old friend to all stopped by with his own hot take. You know the old joke about the guy who spends 12 hours a day in a bar, then one day looks at everyone else and says, "My God! You people are here all day, every day—you must be alcoholics!"? Well...