This isn't just "Hey, where are my hilarious comments?" I see nothing. I've gotten a few notifications, and I can see the first part of the replies (which I can only assume end with "...and that's why I love you as a commenter, and would gladly have relations with you if the opportunity arose"), when I click, nothing. Just the story itself, and no comments. Not mine, not anyone else's. The same thing happens when I click on a story here or on the various GM main pages.

How am I supposed to keep up with the conversation if I can't read everyone's hot takes? How can I thank all of the people who I assume are filling the comment sections with praise for me and expressions of desire that I would come in and say something amusing to brighten their dreary lives?

This isn't just about me, of course—think of all the people who are suffering because of the lack of me. Think about them, you heartless bastards!