So I got up super early to get to the coffee shop to start a marathon work day that will end in my office. Brought my noise canceling headphones, various chargers and got here early enough to score a great seat. This whole end of the cafe is empty.

So why the hell did a loud talking couple who are BOTH wearing cologne/perfume sit down next to me? Seriously my eyes are watering. Fucking tourists jacking up my morning. Yeah it's a first world problem. Take your social consciousness and stick it you-know-where. This is about ME.