I'm in the parking lot of my local Trader Jose's waiting for the boyf to come out with wine. I see this young couple (white male, asian female) walk out with a cart FULL of food. Like, the gallon of milk was hanging on for dear life at the edge. None of the food was in bags. It's like they piled everything in the cart.

So, I'm thinking to meself "gee, that's odd." I'm watching them walk through the parking lot and they keep walking and walking. They walk out of the parking lot WITH the full shopping cart. Eventually the boyf comes out with wine and we start walking home. We see the couple about 100 feet in front of us still walking in the middle of the street with their cart.

1) They stole shit

2) They are so into conserving paper bags

3) They're just crazy