This Forum Will Make You Sexier.S

Hey, you. Yeah, you.

You're already sexy, but do you want to be sexier? I know you do, because you're reading this. Your eyes led you here. They are tired of looking at you in your sexy-but-not-sexier form.

You know what makes you sexier?

No, not macademias, or greek yogurt, or Spanx. They just give you gas.

Writing makes you sexier. I know, because I just wrote this, with my wang.

This Forum Will Make You Sexier.S

If you want to try it yourself, come and join the best sub-forum in all of the Gawkerverse (and possibly the known Universe): Write Stuff. We welcome most kinds of writing, no experience necessary, wangs optional.

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