WIPE THE FUCKING SEAT.
Oh, you're a hoverer? Aren't you a special snowflake! How wonderful for you! But when you come down off the porcelain pedestal upon which you are squatting, could you give the seat a courtesy wipe, so those of us with short, stubby legs don't have to sit in your urine?
Thaaaaaaanks, that'd be greaaaaaat.
Also, fuck you.