I'm kidding. They seem like sincere, hard-working people. (Though I don't trust a cookbook writer as emaciated as Christopher Kimball.) But check this out. Hamilton posted it: The perfect chocolate chip cookie. I don't know if it's any good, but look how analytical and scientific it is. I like that someone is giving America's Test Kitchen some competition. Sick of their know-it-all-ishness.

F*ck Off, America's Test Kitchen