You heard me right. I'm in h-e-double-hockey-sticks a/k/a Canada. The worst and most God-forsaken place on Earth. It's like the Midwest, but without the edge. Terrible. Literally the best thing about this place is Rob Ford.
Before some contrarian or Canadian breezes in here citing decent health care or sane social policy I'm going to say one thing: two dudes were loudly singing a duet while we idled on the tarmac at 7am today. Clearly Canadians, as this is not behavior tolerated in NYC or indeed anywhere in the US of A. Not even sure that shit would fly in Quebec, and those guys are pactically Canadian. Ergo, I'm right and Canada is the pits.
So, enough about me: what do YOU hate about Canada?