Technology has spoiled me.

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Cheeto dust gathers in mounds around me.

Look on my atrophied legs

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ye mighty youth and despair!

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You fuckers and your encouragement made me go outside and then I smoked a joint while I was out there.

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Which led to two things:

1) Moon blindness by staring at the moon. That shit hurt my eyes.

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2) Me missing my alarm this morning from being in a coma.

Lesson learned. Never do anything.