I went to go hang out with some goats today that were in Brooklyn grazing a field for the sake of "art".

So after I instagrammed the fuck out of everything and bragged about it on all relevant social media platforms, Hellephant was kind enough to point out that they were reported next seen being shipped off on a truck to a butcher. I'd feel bad, but I got a lot of likes out of it and really if you think about it, I'm really immortalizing them by putting them online. So really, they should be thanking me. Plus I bought Goat Simulator last week.

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