I just watched a video on the LA Times site that featured a bit of the Stephen Collins recording. Assuming the recording is legit, what a scumbag. Plus, he offered the most pathetic defense I've heard in a child rape or molestation case since Jerry Sandusky. Sandusky, you'll recall, foolishly went on Bob Costas's show and replied to "Are you sexually attracted to young boys?" with "Sexually attracted?"

Collins, at one point in the recording, is asked, by his then-wife, that the molestation happened "several times...with a ten year-old." His response: "Well, no. She was eleven, and then, like, twelve and thirteen." Thanks for clearing that up; we were starting to think you were some kind of monstrous, perverted asshole or something.