The Contents of this list are fictitious, and only designed to entertain.
1. Liza Minnelli
4. Down-Lo (We still don't know who this is.)
5. Mariah Carey (With Nick Cannon)
6. Mariah Carey (Without Nick Cannon)
7. Seth Rogen
8. Janeane Garofalo
9. Selena Gomez
10. Groupies aged ?-73
Feel free to add to this list in the comments below.