The Contents of this list are fictitious, and only designed to entertain.

1. Liza Minnelli

2. LiLo

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3. J-lo

4. Down-Lo (We still don't know who this is.)

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5. Mariah Carey (With Nick Cannon)

6. Mariah Carey (Without Nick Cannon)

7. Seth Rogen

8. Janeane Garofalo

9. Selena Gomez

10. Groupies aged ?-73

Feel free to add to this list in the comments below.