I will have you all know that there has been a change in management. In that I am now head manager at the Kwik Shop and Thunder Lips is having me watch the place tonight. (Although head manager is a silly title considering no one else works here.) I will be in his office, alphabetically reorganizing his desk tchotchkes and cooking the books.

I found a bag of half frozen shrimp in the lost and found box today, if anyone wants to figure out how to cook those in the hot dog warmer be my guest. Also bets are still being taken on the raccoons v cats death matches by the dumpsters. Toilet gin comes with complimentary Christmas candy tonight only.

——Jenn44416