I’ve decided that we’re all going to avoid the race wars, class wars, climate-related famine, and Chinese nuclear annihilation of the trump presidency by moving in together. Underground, in a sweet bunker.

So we have to make some decisions. How do we design it? How do we decorate it? What foods must we stock? What music and entertainment do we bring? Do we procreate to continue the human race or bow out gracefully?

What job do you want in the Clashtalk trumpBunker? I like to cook, so I wouldn’t mind doing that. Should we enslave some trump voters to clean and do laundry?