Try as you might you can never get the balance right, it's either Brian May or Ben Kingsley. Given that I'm too tight to pay for the hair on my head to be cut properly, I still think if ever I were so stupidly rich and were such a service available. I'd pop down the local 'barbers' and get someone to give the downstairs a once over. "yeah pall I'll have the freshly shaved Steve Mcqueen nackers, with the pubes styled into a post punk Johnny Rotten.Cheers. And don't ask about the weather"