I'm feeling superdense but I don't understand the "Which commenter are you?" post. Is it meant to illustrate the utter pointlessness of most gifs around here? I feel like there was some kind of behind the scenes bet going on or something.
Also—UPDATE—since dropping the knife on my foot last Sunday I have since dropped an entire chopped onion (the same one I was commencing to chop when I cut my foot), an entire pan of peas, and an entire jar of peanut butter (which of course shattered). WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???