I know armageddon is swirling all around us right now, so I thought I would try and lighten the mood by sharing a few more of the twitter accounts that follow me for some unknown reason. They offer the most sage relationship advice ever in their bio's.

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@__landing FOLLOWS YOU

Every day holds the possibility of a miracle. - Elizabeth David

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Haley Diesel

@vote_3mpty FOLLOWS YOU

If you can't do great big things, do great little things.

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Karena Fights

@aItars_petunias FOLLOWS YOU

In all your ways acknowledge him,

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Lisbeth FeARLess

@Iearnw1ck3d FOLLOWS YOU

Good relationships don't just happen. They take time, patience, and two people who truly want to be together.

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Joanna is fearless

@case_girl_ FOLLOWS YOU

Drink water from your own well - share your love only with your wife. -Proverbs 5:15

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@crazee_smashh_x FOLLOWS YOU

In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary. - Aaron Rose

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Breana Mitchell

@_The__kerfuffle FOLLOWS YOU

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. -Eleanor Roosevelt

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Selma Allen

@Iofty_panelled FOLLOWS YOU

The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased; it can only be accepted.

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Imelda Amber

@detaiI_definabl FOLLOWS YOU

Don't ever let anyone steal your dreams.

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@siestas__ FOLLOWS YOU

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - James D. Miles

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Ashlin Brighton

@slightlyone FOLLOWS YOU

When love is real, it finds a way.

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Melenie the Crazy!

@winning_l0l FOLLOWS YOU

It is not what happens to you but how you respond to what happens to you.

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Pilar Campbell


Love, it will not betray you, dismay or enslave you. It will set you free.

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Jayna 1D ! !

@aboIitionists_l FOLLOWS YOU

If you treat a man as he is, he will stay as he is. If you treat him as he ought to be, he will become the bigger and better man.

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@kick_blame FOLLOWS YOU

You don't get what you wish for, you get what you work for.

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Kora niGGa

@CorneIius_chron FOLLOWS YOU

Learn to give without any reason.

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@the__Iudo_ FOLLOWS YOU

If you want something you've never had then you've got to do something you've never done.

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Estefany Prada

@_idont__ FOLLOWS YOU

The key to success is to keep growing in all areas of life - mental, emotional, spiritual, as well as physical. - Julius Erving

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Brynn Bennett

@clinical_bearr FOLLOWS YOU

Be careful with your words. Once they are said, they can only be forgiven, nor forgotten.

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Mercy in Reverse

@dispIacement_re FOLLOWS YOU

Participate in life instead of just watching it pass you by.

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Kyla Cook

@wiggIes_petunia FOLLOWS YOU

Your actions and your words should always agree with each other.

I love it when pink haired girls use retired college football coaches lines.

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Mai Foster

@descend__ FOLLOWS YOU

If you're bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals. -Lou Holtz

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You don't walk into love, you fall in. That's why it's so hard to get out.

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Sydnie Hilton

@tha_paneIIists_ FOLLOWS YOU

sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. -Winnie the Pooh


Yall can proceed with Kinjagedon, just remember: The best life lessons are all found on twitter prostitute bios.