The other day I was having brunch (aka living the dream), and the restaurant had a TV that was tuned to an infomercial for some reason. Watching them talk about some miracle stovetop cooker without the sound on, I realized that one of the great underrated jobs in the world has to be the infomercial sidekick. I would imagine the food generally tastes pretty good, and your sole task on the job is to look like you’re about to have an orgasm every time you take a bite of what amounts to rotisserie chicken or an apple turnover.
So, I ask you, what unlikely job would you choose, given the opportunity? Bonus points if it’s unlikely both because it doesn’t match your current job and it’s such a preposterous job (see: chicken orgasm man...wait, I should probably rephrase that) that there’s no real reason for it to exist.