http://gawker.com/sweetie-try-to…

Sweetie try to keep up. We know you're a plant, and I wouldn't be shocked if your employer will be requesting your IP from Gawker pursuant to violation of the Hatch Act in short order.

I soooo want to reply, "Maybe you need to provide your IP address so we can request a wellness check from your local police, because you sound crazy as hell," but I don't want to promote the comment.