• The main page is a harrowing quagmire of hot garbage posts stewing in shitty comments. Over it.
  • I wish there was a viable career track for mathematically-impaired physics enthusiasts. My pregnant wife banished me from the marital bed last night, for the crime of not being a body pillow, and I was unable to fall back asleep so I ended up reading about entropy on Wikipedia for a couple of hours. I grasped very little of it, but I was intrigued.
  • I recently attended a one man show inspired by Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. The occasion was a friend's birthday. Fuck that friend from now until the end of all time. This was worse than the time another friend fooled us into attending a cult recruitment drive.
  • I've spent most of this morning facetiously advocating more frequent daylight savings time adjustments, always in the "spring forward" direction. This may unintentionally accomplish my goal of being excluded from all office smalltalk going forward.