October is officially Sarcastic Month, because none of the other months are tough enough to withstand 31 days of biting put-downs and acerbic wit. October is the time to fling verbal daggers at every available target—as well as the time to save up money for November, which is Buy Everyone Apology Gifts month. By the way, I like your shoes. No, really. They totally don't make your feet look like giant boats made out of ham. Your fashion sense is amazing.

If ever there was a holiday for Clashtalk, this is it.