1) This guy. He seemed nice.

2) I sat behind this guy, and the low angle morning sun streaming through the windshield illuminated a perfectly clear 3" hair growing perpendicularly from his left ear. The urge to pluck it was so great that I had to move seats.

3) The guy wearing these seemed profoundly pleased with himself.

4) This guy would.not.shut.up. Bring a book or something next time buddy!

5) This guy was either a secret agent, or a douchebag; so hard to tell these days.

6) And my personal favorite: DJ Pre-Paid, serenading us all with really bad trip hop from his cell phone speaker.

Oh the places you'll go!