Dear Clashtalk,

I have something to admit to you. Quashitlikeitshot (currently known as clausiskindahot) is in possession of a screenshot of me saying that I am "exaggerating my love for" Joshua Jackson and that "he is cute [...] but I'm not that obsessed or anything."

I would like you all to know that I do in fact think he is amazing. At the time I was trying to cover for myself because certain CLTers thought I was a little bit cray for my love for JJ. One of them even called me a "freak." I trust you can understand how this distressed me. I apologize for misrepresenting myself and will not do it again. Please let it be known that this screenshot in no way represents my actual views.

Thanks,

hardcöre umlaut