RoboCaller: Hello, I'm Jim and I'm calling to see if I can help you with some financial advice.

Me: No.

RoboJim: Well, this isn't a sales call and I'm hoping I can help you in consolidating your unsecured debt.

Me: Are you a robot?

RoboJim: Nooo, I'm a real person, Why do you ask? Ha-ha...

Me: I am a robot.

RoboJim: I can assure you I'm a real person. Let's talk about how I can help you.

Me: Clowns frighten me.

RoboJim: Sure, we can talk about that in a moment, but first let me ask you a few yes-or-no questions:

Me: Everybody Dance Now!

RoboJim: Do you currently have more than $10,000 in unsecured debt?

Me: I think fish steal my socks out of the washing machine.

RoboCaller: I'm sorry, but I didn't get that. Do you currently have more than $10,000 in unsecured debt?

Me: Fruity Pebbles are not made from rocks.

RoboJim: Hold on and I'll get someone to help us. Is that OK?

Me: My teeth are blue.

Indian Call Center Human: Hello this is Edward. To whom am I speaking?

Me: I am a robot.

Indian Call Center Human: Sir, I will need your name...

Me: I can assure you I'm a real person. Let's talk about how I can help you.

Indian Call Center Human: Sir...

Me: Sure, we can talk about that in a moment, but first let me ask you a few yes-or-no questions...

Indian Call Center Human: Go to Hell. *click*