You know what there aren't enough of? Nonsensically sexualized Halloween costumes. (In case it's unclear, this is a sexy hamburger costume.) Let's come up with some new ideas!

  • Sexy Alzheimer's
  • Sexy car accident
  • Sexy thesaurus
  • Sexy disappointing Lost finale
  • Sexy ennui
  • Sexy tooth decay
  • Sexy Hitler
  • Sexy tumor
  • Sexy sense of impending doom