One morning you receive a text from a random number with the mysterious word: Keiko.

You ignore it, but not before taking note of the fact that this loser is texting you from the 818 (i.e. THE VALLEY, ew).

One week later, also in the morning, you receive another text from this same number: Slut

If you ignore the text altogether and delete them off your phone, turn to page 17

If you answer the text by politely informing the person they (likely) have the wrong number, turn to page 32

If you answer the text in a trolly way, preferably adopting the persona of an easygoing dudebro, turn to page 35

If you don't reply but keep the texts on your phone in case the behavior escalates, turn to page 79